that’s right- i’m sure y’all have missed me bunches. where have i been? i’m so glad you asked. i been sick. like no energy, body on strike sick. what is it? i truthfully don’t know yet, but the dr is running a lot of tests and i should know more definitively on monday.
for the time being, though, i’m really taking a mini-vacation from food. because that seems to be root of my evil. and its not really fun- even though i take medication. and although i’m extraordinarily hungry, the thought of eating makes me sick to my stomach.
and this little vacation from food has given me the faint hint of cheekbones, something i haven’t seen in over 6 yrs. so its not all bad. unless you count my super-grumpy mood, my life-sucking fatigue, and general bad attitude.
but the dr is on the case and we’re hopeful it will be rectified (sorry, bad joke) soon.
on another note:
I’M GOING TO VEGAS IN 9 DAYS!
yuh-huh! i am. really. truly. ok, so its for a work conference. but i get to stay in a hotel room by myself. take a bath without anybody throwing matchbox cars at me in the tub. i won’t have to get anyone a cup of juice or a pkg of fruit snacks. people will even come make my bed daily. and i get to listen to ty pennington talk about marketing. and christie hefner. and craig newmark. yes, i know, its almost too good to be true. and i get to go see a show- mystere and eat in cool places. and in that giving spirit that i’m so well known for, i’m taking all of you with me. virtually. so i can post the arcane, the unusual, the extraordinary pics from vegas. for your viewing pleasure. cause i’m a thoughtful blogger— always looking out for my audience.
so get ready my little bloggin family– i’m taking this show on the road…
Filed under: motherhood | Tagged: DMA, fun, vegas
I hope you feel better soon, nothing worse than an ill mommie…I was sick for those three weeks straight and lost 12 lbs…(I’ve already gained it back- but if I would’ve been skinny (good weight on the BMI table), I would be in the hospital…that’s why we have to have a little fluff…to stay healthy)…I pray that you have a relaxing and mind clarifying trip.
VEGAS, BABY!
seriously…Vegas isn’t ready for you.
Feel better soon…i recently had a work trip/mommy vacation to Melbourne, Florida. Unfortunately it was when Hannah was headed that way, but I figured a Hurricane hitting would still be relaxing compared to the stress of being a mom to a 13 year old girl. Turned out Hannah missed us by 150 miles or so and my hotel was on the beach….the only downside was my room only had a shower…so no long, luxurious baths. Enjoy yourself in Vegas and BEHAVE.
And my motto for every city I go to is….
“what happens in (fill in the city) stays in (fill in the city)”
just remember I”m going to El Dorado next weekend!
does that mean you’re sharing any winnings with us as well???
answers to all your comments/questions:
vegas prolly isn’t ready for me, the bumpkin who will look like a child amid all the bright lights.
i shall BEHAVE although that seems so 1990’s.
and i shall share my winnings as i will everything else, virtually– unless i hit the big time- then your kids will have a college fund.